he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Randomize
