Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it's like iHOP with fire
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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