My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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