it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
please don't ironically join a cult
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