Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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