Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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