When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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