Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
