Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
false alarm, still single
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
