Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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