I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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