Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Randomize
