...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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