i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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