I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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