I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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