he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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