are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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