What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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