is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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