my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
