I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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