Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
id be glad to
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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