What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
