bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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