the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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