You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
