I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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