i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He passed out mid-signature
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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