I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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