I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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