I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
He has the fingertips of a God
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