Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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