Clothes are such an inconvenience.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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