Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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