even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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