found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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