It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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