I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
