I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
high people should be assigned attendants
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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