I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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