I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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