she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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