Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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