babies were throwing up all over the place
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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