put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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