I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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