bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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