hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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