if you like me you must not know who I am
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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